I’m pretty certain that most of you spend approximately 98.57% of your time thinking about me. As such, I’m sure many of you have wondered “Why is bspencer such an insane maniac?” Well, the answer is pretty simple: this apple didn’t fall far from the tree. It didn’t fall far and it hit every cranky weirdo branch on the way down, really.
Exhibit IM (for Insane Maniac):
That is a birthday card my father made for my husband.
I rest my case.