OLDMAN CAT IS A PIRATE

OLDMAN CAT: I AM A PIRATE

SEK: And what are you pirating?

OLDMAN CAT: I FLY THE JOLLY RANCHER

SEK: I think you mean “Jolly Roger”?

OLDMAN CAT: NO I MEAN JOLLY RANCHER I FLY IT HERE IT COMES

SEK: Where’d you get candy?

OLDMAN CAT: I PIRATED IT

SEK: Where’d you pirate it from?

OLDMAN CAT: A PIRATE NEVER PLUNDERS AND TELLS

SEK: Seriously, where’d you get that candy?

OLDMAN CAT: SERIOUSLY I AM A PIRATE OF HONOR I WILL NOT TELL

SEK: Fine, well give this to me and go pirate a sunbeam or something.

(Three minutes pass)

OLDMAN CAT: I AM A PIRATE I FLY THE JOLLY RANCHER…