IT IS TIME TO DO THE THING
OLDMAN CAT: IT IS TIME TO DO THE THING.
SEK: What thing?
OLDMAN CAT: IT IS TIME.
SEK: I’m getting that.
OLDMAN CAT: TO DO.
SEK: Yes?
OLDMAN CAT: THE THING.
SEK: You’re about to start hopping sideways aren’t you?
OLDMAN CAT: I AM HOPPING SIDEWAYS DO THE THING.
SEK: I’m not sure what —
OLDMAN CAT: DO THE THING IT NEEDS DOING MAKE IT DONE.
SEK: You got into the catnip didn’t you?
OLDMAN CAT: YOU GOT INTO THE CATNIP DIDN’T YOU.
SEK: How much catnip have you had?
OLDMAN CAT: HOW MUCH CATNIP HAVE YOU HAD.
SEK: This isn’t going to get tedious.
OLDMAN CAT: MAKE THE THING DONE.
SEK: What thing?
OLDMAN CAT: MAKE IT DONE NOW I AM SIDEWAYS HOPPING.
SEK: OK.
OLDMAN CAT: I AM SIDEWAYS HOPPING RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ROOM.
SEK: OK.
OLDMAN CAT: I AM SIDEWAYS HOPPING DOWN THE STAIRS.
SEK: OK.
OLDMAN CAT: …
SEK: Everything OK down there?
OLDMAN CAT: …
SEK: I said, “Is everything OK down there?”
OLDMAN CAT: What.
SEK: You OK? Still want me to do the thing?
OLDMAN CAT: What thing.
SEK: The thing you wanted done.
OLDMAN CAT: No clue what you mean.
SEK: Fine.
[TEN MINUTES LATER]
OLDMAN CAT: IT IS TIME TO DO THE THING…