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You know who deserves a fifty-second chance?


Hugo motherfucking Schwyzer.*

Because as we all know, at any given point in time, there are only seven people who know how to type words on the Internet.

It’d be different if he were as talented as he is depraved, like, I don’t know, someone or other.

*We have no evidence that he’s fucked any mothers other than those of his own children, but it’s only 9:29 p.m. CST. Wait for it.

[SL]: For those who aren’t aware of the latest Hugo-related news, 1) congratulations, and 2) a summary. At least Jezebel wasn’t the forum this time.

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