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I know, I know. I need to start sending Roy Edroso a cut of my check because I get most of my political stuff from him. Here’s the thing: I have precious little time to myself, and that time is usually spent at the same old, familiar haunts. And, let’s face it, nobody nutpicks like Mr. Edroso. Plus, yesterday’s post is just so damn funny I couldn’t not share. So partake of this bounty, brought to you by Jay Nordlinger and wizards and witches of Right-wing Hogwarts.

This whole thing is comedy gold. It’s hard to say who’s funnier–Ed or Jay. Sure, Jay is unintentionally funny, but let’s not quibble now.

Speaking of longstanding complaints: I have always objected to hissing. And, all of my life, the Left has hissed. They’ve hissed movies, plays, music, me — anything they don’t like. I’m sure that conservatives have hissed, along the way. Frankly, I have never been present for this.

Fuck you, Jay. I can’t help it I’m part snake.

Anyhoo, the Jay Nordlinger-Jay Turdflinger, amirite, people?– piece is mostly the same old song and dance about how liberals are the Real Meanies ™. But–to his credit–he mixes things up a bit and keeps us on our toes by throwing in some nice Harry Potter-inspired goingGaltism. It’s not just that we’re mean hissing people, we’re also intimidated by the talent, drive and–I shit you not: their weighty tomes–of brave patriots like Jay. Now I’m wondering if someone was trolling Mr. Nordlinger when he sent him this primo example of Muggle-stomping:


Here’s some pushback for you. Someone on my team once complained to my boss that I had weighty books on my desk, which intimidated her. It made her reluctant to ask me questions. (She was reluctant, all right, but for different reasons.) The boss asked me to keep my books in a drawer, rather than on the desk itself. I adamantly refused, and challenged my boss to fire me for my refusal.

About those books…I bet they’re all leather-bound.

 

 

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