The Suckers Get Punched
By I thought that there was no way that Sucker Punch could be as bad as its fake-empowerment-sexist-tripe-for-drooling-morons trailer, if only on the grounds that unless it was directed by Uwe Boll nothing could be that bad, but apparently it comes pretty close. I’m almost tempted to watch the thing to see just how high the Entertainment Weekly-certified auteur has climbed within the pantheon of Hollywood’s worst directors, but on second thought I think I’d rather watch a 5-hour director’s cut of Pearl Harbor.