Big Media Battlepanda

Oh, my.

EDACT conducted a telephone survey of 1,009 Taiwanese men and then classified each man’s manhood in one of four groups — cucumbers, bananas, peeled bananas and conjac jelly.

Of course in the end, it’s all about the drugs.

Speaking of which, the TheraFlu is calling. Combined with a gallon of coffee, it makes a pretty good antidepressant.