At this point we’re just all living in the constantly expanding director’s cut of This is Spinal Tap

I don’t know why Moore’s other tweet isn’t showing up, but it notes that the Barbecue Festival across the street is packed, so the weather-related closure is more of an embarrassment-related closure.

Apparently the audience for Off-Brand Triumph of the Will (Now Feat. Lee Greenwood and That One Guy Who Used to Be in the Village People) is becoming more, um, selective.