The War on Technology

For complicated reasons, I actually head-butted my department’s printer today. I don’t really know what was going on in my brain at the time, but I’m pretty sure I decided that head-butting the printer was less aggressive than simply punching it. Now I’m not so sure.

Anyhow, I don’t know why every piece of technology in my life — the printer, my computer, my digital voice recorder, and the university’s lame, in-house Blackboard knock-off — decided to rebel with near simultaneity a half hour before the first class of the semester. I need to start carrying a flask for emergencies like this.