OLDMAN CAT: HALLOWEEN! SEK: Cats don't wear costumes. OLDMAN CAT: Do too. SEK: That's not a costume. OLDMAN CAT: Is too. SEK: That's a shrimp shell on your neck. OLDMAN CAT: CALL US BATTLE PRAWN. SEK: That's not a thing. OLDMAN CAT: BATTLE PRAWN. SEK:...
Author: SEK
Goldberg was ejecting words on the Internet again, I couldn't not respond.
OLDMAN CAT: I love you and want to cuddle with your face-hole. SEK: I love you too but do you smell that? OLDMAN CAT: Smell what I love you. SEK:.
You're probably tired of hearing me on Hamilton, but too bad -- my blog my rules. I was thinking about the live performance Lin-Manuel Miranda did at the White House in 2009 that drew attention to the then-unfinished project, not because it's spectacular -- even though...
The commentators just have the wrong Rorschach: Idea by SEK -- actual mash-up by David Moles. You're welcome.
Apparently YouTube changed its search algorithm, allowing access to material previously available only in theory, and because.
As in, literally, he wrote their tongue. David Patterson is legitimately brilliant, and yet he agreed to speak to me anyway. Sample: As a former linguistics major, I’m very amenable to the idea that people who study language are more open-minded, but could you go...
Apologies for the pun, but come on, are you not entertained? Apparently "quoting verbatim" is the new "lying," at least according to some people.
...and I know you did, you'd probably enjoy D. Watkins'
Do yourself a favor and listen to this. Farley turned me onto it this morning, and I'm not sure I'm going to be listening to anything else anytime soon. It's stunning as a history of both Alexander Hamilton's life and '90s era hip-hop. I can't...
Shared with permission from Siva Vaidhyanathan, this is what I've been wanting to write all day, but couldn't do so quite so eloquently: Many people are posting versions of "never.
..this would probably be it: I liked talking to you @scottekaufman. You are not an internet asshat. Well done @Salon for hiring him. https://t.co/MaC2DO9Aeh— Craig Ferguson (@CraigyFerg) September 7, 2015.