She honkered juggsily towards the breasted door

I’ve been re-visiting this thread about how male authors describe women for the past many hours and…tittering…a lot.

I had big honking teeters, just enormous bosoms, and I thought about them constantly as I walked down the street, using my legs (thick, with big shapely calves), but never not thinking about my enormo honkers, https://t.co/UaCQBchchL

— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) April 1, 2018

new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would

— Whit Reynolds (@whitneyarner) April 1, 2018

Play along, if you’d like!