Curses! Liberals were so close to enacting their agenda:
- Reasonably priced love.
- Hard boiled eggs.
But yesterday a group of astroturfers calling themselves TPUSA held an event at Kent State University. They made fun of the concept of safe spaces by dressing up as children, playing with toys and in what historians will surely call the the death blow for all liberal machinations – wearing a diaper.
Take that, members of the George Soros Snowflake Brigade!
Update: Pooet Laureate Keta has commemorated the event with this dirge for terminally owned libdems everywhere. If you don’t know the tune kindly remove yourself from my lawn.
Tin strollers and pablum coming,
We’re finally all us owned.
This semester I heard the gumming,
Nap time in Ohio.
Gotta get down to it,
Strollers running us around,
Sucking my thumb then my toe.
Did a big do-do here,
Dropped it right on the ground,
It’s more fun than Play-Doh!