An ignorant, lazy, insecure booger of a president who runs around screaming MINE’S BIGGER. And then goes back to playing golf or attacking people of color.
In an interview with Forbes magazine published Tuesday, Trump fired a shot at Tillerson over the “moron” revelation, first reported by NBC News and confirmed by several other news organizations, including The Washington Post.
“I think it’s fake news,” Trump said, “but if he did that, I guess we’ll have to compare IQ tests. And I can tell you who is going to win.”
He doesn’t think it happened. But if it DID happen, he’d be the victor of the battle of the brains, believe me. And he really did golf a 73 when the weather wasn’t perfect.
Unless Tillerson calls his bluff, which is as likely as his boss turning into a somewhat decent human being, there will be no showing of IQ scores. That’s a pity, because Miller has probably created a lovely Certifcate for Highest Intelligent Quota with gold nibbling around the edges.
However, it is likely that meetings with the Secretary of State will become even more chaotic. The agenda will be North Korea and Iran and Nambia, but the LOLTUS will be asking Tillerson to solve word problems. And the word problems will involve two trains traveling in the same direction and a long digression about his plans for a great, beautiful fantastic railway line.
As an side, don’t miss this presiduncial derpsclusive in the linked article.
In the Forbes interview, for the magazine’s cover under the headline “Inside Trump’s Head,” the president teases upcoming economic-development legislation “nobody knows about” that would penalize companies that move operations overseas and offer incentives for those that stay in the United States.
Trump previewed what he called “an economic-development bill, which I think will be fantastic. Which nobody knows about. Which you are hearing about for the first time.” The president said the policy is “both a carrot and a stick.”
The people hearing about the plan for the first time include the angry orange who blathered about it. SMRT!