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Announcing the First James Comey Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Chutzpah

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Our first winner is director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation and man who bears full responsibility for every bad thing that Donald Trump, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and the Roberts Court 5 inflict on the country, Mr. James M. Comey:

Mr. Comey discussed the investigation and sharply criticized Mrs. Clinton at a news conference announcing that no charges would be brought against her. He also wrote two letters near the end of the campaign that Clinton supporters say cost her the election. But Mr. Comey has not publicly commented on whether there are any open investigations of Mr. Trump or anyone associated with his campaign.

Democrats said the closest Mr. Comey came on Friday to offering an explanation for his actions was to say he would only disclose an ongoing investigation if the public had an overwhelming need to know about it or if it was obvious there was one underway. He said he did not believe any possible investigation into Trump or his associates met either standard.

Nothing says “the public had an overwhelming need to know” like “we found some emails we don’t even have a warrant to read but have a 0% chance of changing the conclusion of our previous snipe hunt.” As far as a foreign country potentially undermining a presidential election, though, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can’t decide if the ability of the Democratic congresspeople to retain any measure of composure around this weaselly hack means that they’re better or worse people than me.

Ordinarily, this entry would lap the field. But we have very strong competition from someone you may remember from another instance of gross malpractice by the New York Times:

As far as I can tell, there is no evidence that the materials Manning leaked led to the death of anyone. The same, however, most certainly cannot be said for the senseless war Miller helped bring about by dutifully transcribing whatever fallacious Bush administration propaganda came down the pike.

In conclusion, I declare the winner to be “they can both go straight to hell with no health insurance.”

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