Alinsky in the broom cupboard with a giant papier-mâché puppet

You will never in a million years guess the identity of one of the culprits behind last night’s Dump Trump protest in Chicago.

Need a hint?

You know, we’ve seen for seven years a president who often at times of crisis, has sought to divide us, sought to divide us on ethnic lines, on religious lines, on class lines. America’s better than this. We don’t have to tear each other apart.

Still can’t guess?

I mean, President Obama has spent the last eight years dividing Americans along haves and have-nots, along ethnic, racial lines, gender lines in order to win elections. I think this has gone to the next level here, and we’re seeing the consequences of it.

Rubio also believes some of the protesters were paid, so maybe he thinks Emperor General George Soros is involved as well.