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Twitter Fight Club Round 2


Last week I barely escaped the clutches of the perfidious Ali Gharib, squeaking into the second round by a very slim margin (popular vote counts for half, judge assessment the other half). Now, I face a much more serious challenge in the form of Dr. Laura Seay of Morehouse College. Seay has significant advantages in intelligence, charisma, tact, number of followers, and apparently hotness:

It is my intention to offset these advantages by shamelessly pandering to the judges,  waging a vile smear campaign against my worthy foe, and by pointing out that Ezra Klein once praised my “rugged good looks.”

Vote early.  Vote often.

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  • I am amazed and outraged at your lack of hotness votes at Rate My Professor.

  • Stop this now–you’re both pretty!!

    • Malaclypse

      Farley’s pretty,
      Oh, so pretty,
      He is pretty and witty and bright!
      And I pity
      Any prof who isn’t him tonight.

      • HA!

        Maybe all these professors need to have a meatspace smackdown–dance fight style!

        Robert, how are your knee-snaps? Are you a Shark or are you a Jet all the way?

  • Balu

    How can she make this claim? I write this without looking through Morehouse College’s Dept. of _____ faculty ratings. The claim is that only she received chili pepper in the entire department (?). Or, that she and not R. Farley received a chili pepper? From my understanding of RMP, the Prof. gets a (one) “hot chili pepper” or no pepper at all. Or…?

    Or: I just wasted my time: 17 profs with peppers in Dept of PoliSci at Morehouse.

  • I refuse to discuss hotness until pix are provided. As an enticement, I may be able to throw some beads your way…

  • ploeg

    Hotness is overrated. Ask David Johansen.

    • He was way hotter with the New York Dolls.

  • cpinva

    you might also want to mention your great humility. judges go for that sort of thing, or so i hear.

  • merl

    If you’re drfarls, you got my vote. If not, sorry.

  • Karate Bearfighter

    Yes, but who has more hattitude?

  • congeniality

    Perhaps Farley can overcome his looks during the talent
    portion and with his answer about world peace through naval supremacy.

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