Today In Mittens
By Mittens has a plan to massively cut upper-class taxes. However, he has a secret mathematically impossible plan to ensure that huge cuts in marginal rates and capital gains taxes won’t, in fact, cut upper-class taxes. Scout’s honor!
Oh, and to reiterate the obvious he’ll appoint judges that will overturn Roe v. Wade.
However. It must be conceded that electing Romney would advance the very, very smart plan Naderite dead-enders have to overthrow the American state. This plan…well, it must remain secret, but trust me, if you were smart enough to understand it you’d see that it’s almost as coherent and plausible as Romney’s tax cut plan. So let’s be clear — Romney is the smart choice for the true progressive. You can’t make a unicorn omelet without some women dying in black market abortions.