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He Finished Haggling Over The Price, And It Wasn’t Nearly Enough

[ 0 ] October 31, 2006 |

Shorter Jon Henke: “You have no reason to object to being assaulted for asking questions of your Senator, if you’re guilty of a history of…being a Democrat. Also, using “guerilla” as a metaphor for nonviolent activist immunizes any future attackers from any responsibility for beating the shit out of you in the future.”

If I ever become a paid shill for a political candidate, please shoot me. Thanks. I really couldn’t bear the indignity.

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