Tag: peter thiel

The Most Pro-Vampire Administration in American History

By Erik Loomis

In General

On September 20, 2017

Sure Donald Trump is a racist misogynist homophobe with the goal of repealing a half-century of civil rights legislation. But would Obama have brought actual vampires such as Peter Thiel into his administration? And aren’t they the victims of discrimination too? Answer me that libs! Billionaire Silicon Valley investor Peter Thiel is in discussions to […]

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If Your Friends Cite Hillbilly Elegy Favorably, You Should Mock Them

By Erik Loomis

On September 3, 2017

I do have to respect one thing about J.D. Vance: he’s got a hell of a grift going on. After all, being the conservative that explains white Trump voters to liberals who really want to understand

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“I Have But One Plank For My Platform: Sucking the Blood of the Young”

By Erik Loomis

On January 16, 2017

I see Nosferatu is interested in higher office. Peter Thiel, the Silicon Valley billionaire and outspoken Donald Trump supporter, is considering a 2018 bid for California governor, according to three

The Nosferatu Diet

By Erik Loomis

In General

On August 3, 2016

Above: Peter Thiel We’ve had many ridiculous medical fads in the history of the United States and lord knows we have them today (I for one am shocked at how many upper middle-class white people already concerned with food and bodies have suddenly developed an intolerance for gluten. Talk about a targeted demographic!). So the […]

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Peter “Nosferatu” Thiel

By Erik Loomis

On August 2, 2016

Above: Peter Thiel I finally watched The Social Network recently. Near the end, the movie talks about Peter Thiel investing in Facebook, making it a real company. I laughed because of course Peter Thi