“Mr Pin hated the sight of Charlie trying to be clever. It was like watching a dog try to play the trombone.”
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The ambulatory pile of orange peels can’t even perform basic math. If the complexities of the U.S. legislative process were any further above his blow-dried head, they’d be bumping against Mars.
This is why I LOL at people who insist he’s some sort of mastermind.
As an aside – Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
