Scenes from a metaphorical execution
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The disastrous US Attorney’s office in New Jersey made an appearance in court today, and the results were…amazing:
Sometimes judges like to start off nice, lull you into complacency, but ummmm not this time!
[image or embed]— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social) Mar 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
The judge urged the prosecutors to accept an adjournment. The prosecutors refused, on the grounds that this was a “victim case.” The first problem here, Judge Quraishi noted, is that pretty much every criminal prosecution is a “victim case.” The bigger problem is that…they made an incredibly lenient plea deal in a child pornography case because they had not finished reviewing the evidence before making the deal!
Here we see the court setting a trap….
[image or embed]— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social) Mar 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
…and springing it— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social) 2026-03-17T20:19:48.491Z
The whole thing is worth reading, if you’re really into cringe comedy.