Minnesota Wingnuts (Heart) Virgil Goode

And I thought Alaska was a freakshow. Turns out my last two states of residence — Virginia and Minnesota — are linked together by the incoherent yodeling of Virgil Goode, whose constituents are really concerned about the election of Keith Ellison to Congress. If Virgil Goode’s assurances aren’t enough to satisfy the hayseeds of Virginia’s Fifth District, I hope the ungrammatical triumphalism of Minnesota’s finest wingnut bloggers helps ease them to sleep at night, secure in the knowledge that . . . um . . . a couple of dudes won’t let anything bad happen. Or something.

First, there’s Right Wing Guy:

If Keith Ellison was intent on representing the people of Minnesota who elected him than [sic] we would swear in on a bible and actually represent the overwhelming majorities [sic] view on religion, because we sure as hell are not a Muslim state and that would happen over my cold dead rotting body.

I am very sad to say that this man is suppose to represents [sic] me, which obviously he does not and I sure as hell did not vote for him and I will never support him for he doesn’t even give a shit about me or any other white person in this state.

And then there’s this guy, who may in fact have the most incoherent blog description I’ve ever seen. He also offers these thoughts on the Ellison matter:

I don’t want to see America go down the road Europe is currently traveling where formerly western civilizations are being dragged bach [sic] to the stone age where women are mere property and freedom is not even a priviledge [sic].

I don’t even have the heart to see what James Lileks is writing on this.