No one dies with dignity
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If she were a less loathsome person, Pam Bondi begging to be spared until the summer and apparently thinking Trump would give a shit what she wanted would be sad:
On Wednesday morning, Attorney General Pam Bondi descended the sun-splashed steps of the White House with President Trump, smiling at him just before entering the presidential limousine for a two-mile ride to the Supreme Court.
It was on that short ride in “The Beast” when Bondi learned she was being removed from her job.
During the drive, Trump told her, “I think it’s time,” she would later tell an associate.
The ensuing hours were as awkward and chaotic as Bondi’s 14-month tenure as the nation’s top law-enforcement official. Trump and Bondi briefly sat near each other during the Supreme Court hearing on birthright citizenship, but the president soon switched chairs. Later, Bondi would ask Trump if she could keep her job until the summer. The president declined.
I would also be happier about Bondi being fired if Trump’s primary issue with her wasn’t that she wasn’t lawless enough. But for very small victories I’ll still accept yet another hack discovering that there’s nothing Trump likes more than humiliating his most servile lickspittles.