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This is tremendous content:
This could be the best video you’ll ever watch.
Watching the Seahawks dominate while Bill Simmons talks about how the Seahawks fans are nervous 🤣
pic.twitter.com/eKnqeoi5Lc— Sami ON Tap (@SamiOnTap) February 14, 2026
I can’t decide which bit of “the Seahawks defense is nothing to be afraid of” analysis I like most. Maybe the claim that the Seahawks (2025 team sacks: 47) don’t have the pass rush to generate the volume of sacks the Texans (2025 team sacks: 47) do. Or maybe “does Seattle have any corners you love?” Sorry, I missed that because I had to go and grab a spoon.