The lightweight division
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According to a report about the early days of Bari Weiss’s assigned role of turning CBS news into Fox News who find Fox News a touch too highbrow, she has a Nixonian obsession with leaks:
Since her start date on Oct. 6, Ms. Weiss has met with leading anchors and executives, impressing some and confounding others. She has mused about CBS-branded live events, booked interviews for the network with high-profile newsmakers by text message and complained about a flurry of leaks concerning her early tenure, urging executives to identify the leakers in the newsroom.
Hmm, I wonder why she’s worried about having unflattering information about her leadership being leaked?
Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)
[image or embed]— Sarah Weinman (@sarahweinman.com) Oct 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Wait until she learns that Jimmy Buffett is no longer available to talk about Hurricane Melissa. Sadly, this isn’t even the cringiest thing associated with the Free Press to come out this week.
In surely unrelated news, actual journalists at CBS continue to jump ship.