The way we live now
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Speaking of things that would destroy any normal (work with me here) presidency, the $15 billion dollar “lawsuit” three members of the bar — one who is named Epstein, come on now — filed against the New York Times, Penguin RandomHouse, and several individual reporters because Donald Trump has hurt feelings and is King of the World is like a cross between an AI hallucination and the pharmaceutically inspired hallucinations we had to make do with before we programmed the machines to dream of electric sheep etc.
Even if you’re not a lawyer — and believe me, that really isn’t necessary to get the gist of just how insane this text is — you should read this document, or at least a few pages of it. It’s genuinely indescribable (be sure not to miss all the pretty if highly random full color photo illustrations).
If we still had a functioning legal system, the three members of the bar who signed this thing would be sanctioned for contempt and summarily stripped of the right to represent other people, or even Donald Trump, in formal proceedings.
And if you think I’m exaggerating you haven’t read this thing yet.