They’re Not Sending Their Best Farleys
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This is an Irish Farley. I am an English Farley. We are not the same.
A New Jersey police chief has come under fire after colleagues accused him of defecating on the station floor, attempting to drug co-workers by putting Viagra and Adderall in their coffee, and sticking a hypodermic needle into an officer’s penis, according to a report.
NJ.com reported that Robert Farley, chief of North Bergen police, repeatedly harassed his co-workers with a series of so-called pranks, while he is also accused of retaliating after a colleague, who is a person of color, complained of racial harassment.
Five former and current North Bergen officers plan to sue the township over Farley’s behavior, which allegedly also included the police chief shaving his body hair on to people’s food and “scraping fluids from his underwear on to people seated in the chief’s office”.
In an email to NJ.com, a North Bergen spokesperson called the claims “false and outrageous”.
“The Township of North Bergen has full confidence in Chief Robert Farley’s leadership,” the spokesperson said.
But Farley’s accusers allege that the police chief, who took on the role in February 2024, instigated a reign of terror which one officer said included retaliation after they cooperated with an internal affairs investigation over a hostile work environment and civil rights violations.
In his notice to sue, Lt Alex Guzman wrote: “Chief Farley has, on several occasions, pulled his pants down and defecated on the floor in front of his entire office staff.”
Guzman added: “He has also left feces on the bathroom floor, apparently with the intent of having someone unknowingly step on it.”
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