Store brand Gym Jordan is releasing a lot of raw footage from the 1/6 attempted coup, which is very exciting to the kind of cynical liars and/or country fried rubes who pretended to believe, or in a few cases may have actually believed, that the TWITTER FILES and John Durham’s piddlyshit indictments were a huge deal:
If some proponents of making Donald Trump dictator of the United States trespassed peacefully, then the indictments of those who trespassed violently must therefore also be illegitimate. CHECKMATE LIBS!
Alas, the quality of reasoning in the hallowed halls of the World’s Worst Deliberative Body is no better than it is on Rumble video blogs:
A Senator looks at a grainy photo of a vape pen 3 years after the storming of the Capitol and wonders if the smoking device might be evidence that the guy in the MAGA hat was really secret FBI.
This is Dude Where’s My Car level legislating https://t.co/KGqbvG2zZw— Tim Miller (@Timodc) November 19, 2023
“What if this vape pen was a badge? What if that red hat was actually issued by the FBI? Then 1/6 was probably an INSIDE JOB! I am JUST ASKING QUESTIONS! I was born in Mesa, Arizona, which was not at that time a federal offense. Is there anyone here from Mesa? Oh, good. We can all relax now. MOOOOOOOOOM!”
Keep throwing those nothingburgers.