Attempt to keep Terrible Tangelo in the White House earns Joseph Biggs 17 years in the big house
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U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly sentenced Joseph Biggs to 17 years in prison for the role he played in the Jan. 6 coup attempt.
In true manly man fashion the Proud Manchildren organizer and Alex Jones employee tried to blame everyone else.
Biggs acknowledged to the judge that he “messed up that day,” but he blamed being “seduced by the crowd” of Trump supporters outside the Capitol and said he’s not a violent person or “a terrorist.”
It wasn’t his fault. There were all these trump supporters – which he most certainly is not, despite the fact he nearly peed himself when trump acknowledged their existence – whispering treasonous nothings in his ears. Against such incitements how could any man resist accidentally appearing to be a violent terrorist?
Those seductive trump supporters also reached back in time and made him do and say violent stuff. Curse their trumpian wiles!
“My curiosity got the better of me, and I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life,” he said, claiming he didn’t have “hate in my heart” and didn’t want to hurt people.
See, all the seduction made the Army veteran curious about what happens when you try to lob a stick of dynamite into democracy’s gears. It totally was not his fault. And he feels really bad about what other people made him do.
The 17 year sentence puts Biggs at the number two spot for the Sedition Sentencing Creepstakes. But four more Manchildren, including Enrique Tarrio, are awaiting sentencing.
People who post off-topic comments smell like Biggs’ underpants when he received his sentence.
