Happy 100th birthday Henry Kissinger!
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It’s already May 27th in the countries where he committed his biggest war crimes, so congratulations aren’t premature.
On a more cheerful note, here are the odds the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize winner will make it to the following birthdays:
101: 65.2%
102: 41.4%
103: 25.5%
104: 15.3%
105: 8.8%
106: 4.9%
107: 2.6%
108: 1.3%
109: 0.666%
Based on 2019 Social Security Actuarial Tables. 2020 percentages would be lower because of Covid.