Finally a labor rights issue the GOP can get behind

When you consider that the Labor Force Participation Rate for dogs is truly abysmal — it’s even worse for cats of course — this is the kind of factor that needs to be taken into account when deciding whether to continue a massively expensive and totally ineffective government campaign to enforce criminal laws against the possession and sale of a mostly harmless mind-altering substance.

There may be some sort of sunk cost fallacy as well, but we don’t cotton to that sort of fancy talk here in the trailer park heartland.