It’s subpoenas all the way down (Content warning – oral sex)
Save America PAC might be a scam? Perish forbid!
According to multiple sources familiar with the subpoenas, which were issued by a grand jury in Washington, DC, the Justice Department is seeking information related to the formation, fundraising and expenditures of Save America, which has amassed more than $100 million in contributions since it was formed in November 2020.
$100 million. At least. I bet Rick Scott regurgitates the last rodent he consumed whenever he thinks about all that cash. $100 million that the crusty shit mop will blow on money-burning vanity projects, the orange goo he smears on his carapace and crushed No-Doz.
Warning warning warning oral sex in the next paragraph.
He might drop a few coins in the donation box of the candidate who licks his asshole, taint and scrotum sparkling clean, but he hates to pay for services rendered, so maybe not.
OK, you can look now.
According to one source familiar with the language in the subpoenas, investigators may be looking into whether people associated with the Save America PAC defrauded people out of money using claims they knew to be false about the 2020 election being stolen.
Hilarious, if true. I would love to see the unpaid attorney du jour argue that their client didn’t know he’d lost the election without driving a judge into a murderous rage, or making their client look like the halfwit he is (which would drive him into a murderous rage). Plus there would be lots of hateful lackeys caught in undercarriage of various crosstown buses. Fingers crossed!