Star NYT reporter with Earth-shattering scoop
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STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW. The landscape of American politics will never be the same:
This is huge, huge stuff, and frankly Marjorie Taylor Greene’s decision to draw up articles of impeachment on Biden has been fully justified. Hell, just one more of these and the Biden campaign could have purchased an XBox for the breakroom! I would expect most of the COVID relief package to go end of is Kazakhstan at this point. (Remember when Vogel had the story that would result in the third presidential impeachment in history, only he completely botched it because he thought he had EMAILS! 2.0 on Biden? Good times.)
The perverse ethos of the American media is that “hypocrisy” is the worst sin, and the implication of this is that it’s better for a politician to have no standards at all to avoid having laughably trivial things turned into scandalous behavior.