I dunno about this whole beach reopening thing in the Northeast, or the sudden opening of bars and restaurants everywhere in Oregon outside of the Portland-Salem metro either. But I do appreciate how New Jersey remains on brand at all times.
beaches will OPEN 5/22 for MDW with social distancing guidelines in place:
| don’t |
| f* |
| this up |
— New Jersey (@NJGov) May 15, 2020
Never change Jersey. Never change.