It’s Friday and I think we could all use some bad sex (writing)!
Yes, I know this discovery is six years old. No, I don’t care. I *discovered* it on twitter mere weeks ago and I’ve not been able to get it out of my head. So now YOU cannot get it out of your head, too, you chumps, you absolute idiots.
It’s sex writing and boy is it bad sex writing. So bad you’ll regret the invention of computers. Or words, even. Enjoy!