LGM Holiday Buying Guide

Welcome to the Winter 2019 LGM Holiday Gift Guide! We feel that as you approach these late moments of utter desperation about what to purchase for you friends, your family, and your co-workers, you ought to give some good hard thought to identifying fully with the LGM Brand.
First things first, try out the LGM Spreadshirt Store, which contains all manner of product that will make you look and feel smarter, wealthier, and more attractive:

By the way, if you do happen to buy any of this stuff and take photos, please let us know! I remember an excited phone call from a friend in Brooklyn which ran “I just saw someone wearing an LGM shirt! In public!” My response was “Wow! One of only four in existence!”
If stuff isn’t your thing, you could buy our assorted intellectual property! Here’s a quick list of the available, starting with my books:
Or the Lemieux-Watkins joint:
Or Simon’s book:
Or any of Dan’s books:
Or some of VacuumSlayer’s art:
Or Elizabeth’s music:
- Goddamn Impossible Way of Life
- The Purposes of Music in General
- Rolling Disclosure
- Rock and Roll Just Can’t Recall
- Underworld USA
Or Paul’s books:
Or Steve’s books:
Or any of Erik’s long, depressing books that you can give to relatives you don’t like.
Finally, if you’d like to display any generosity with respect to the LGM frontpagers, you could always use this link to do your Amazon (yes, evil, but…) shopping. Or if you have anyone specific in mind, here are some Wish Lists:
