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The GOP in two tweets

He’s wearing lime but he’ll always be a lemon.

This is about Sean Spicer’s first appearance on Dancing With the Stasi Stars, but it could be pretty much anything.

1. Rally the troops to nur nur nur own the libs. Mike Huckabee demonstrates.

Wanna create an emotional meltdown in Hollyweird? Vote for @seanspicer to win “Dancing with the Stars” tonight and every night he’s on. @seanspicer is a good guy and a brave sport to go on DWTS. Let’s show him some love! https://dwtsvote.abc.go.com

What a brave sport to take part in a dancing contest for a mere $125,000! When is the fucking parade?

2. Make everything that much weirder by shrieking Deus lo volt! to get your way. Samba Spicer gives it a whirl.

Thank you @GovMikeHuckabee Clearly the judges aren’t going to be with me. Let’s send a message to #Hollywood that those of us who stand for #Christ won’t be discounted. May God bless you.

Spicer later deleted that Tweet. Maybe because his current employers didn’t appreciate having the company’s phones clogged up with God-bothering shitbirds yelling “And DAVID danced before the LORD with all HIS might; and DAVID WAS GIRDED IN A LINEN EPHOD!” And threatening to shoot anyone who disagreed.

Or maybe he realized that trying to start a holy war over participation in a light-hearted dance contest was a pas too far. At least during the first week of the season.

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