I’m not going to implicate the entire Midwest, largely because Simon is a Wisconsite, but what the hell is going on here?
Ok…….Is that like a chip with ranch, some chopped broccoli and tomatoes, and shredded cheese passing for pizza? Really? What fresh hell?
Crescent rolls not chips, if that makes it better or worse, I’ll let you spend the rest of the night deciding.— Keith Gough (@GoughTeaches) July 7, 2019
Worse. Definitely worse.
I’m really not looking forward to the nightmares tonight.