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It Was Self-Defense

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Seems legit:

The Saudi government acknowledged early Saturday that journalist Jamal Khashoggi was killed while visiting the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, saying he died during a fist fight.

The announcement, which came in a tweet from the Saudi foreign ministry, said that an initial investigation by the government’s general prosecutor found that Khashoggi been in discussions with people inside the consulate when a quarrel broke out, escalating to a fatal fist fight.

I mean, we’ve all been there, right? A misunderstanding in a bar, someone gets jostled, and all of a sudden more than a dozen goons are dismembering you alive. Just another Friday night in Bismarck. And if you don’t buy that one, I have an array of Zillow maps showing that Squi did it.

That this is the best they could come up with after nearly a week suggests that the feebleness of the story is the point:

But don’t worry! The international elite has made it clear that while they will still take their money, they might stop attending their conferences until things quiet down a little.

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