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Free boat! {Update II}

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#TheStupidestPresidentEver thinks he has found the silver lining to hurricanes: Free stuff!

Trump crossed the street to a small brick house, where he stopped to greet an older man in the T-shirt. Behind the house, a large yacht had washed ashore and was shipwrecked against the wooden deck.

Trump gazed at the yacht, saying, “Is this your boat?”

The owner said no.

Trump turned and replied with smile, “At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.”

{Update II: A much better picture of “the deal,” from the AP, thanks to Cleek for digging it up. Two thoughts: Holy and Fuck.}

Update: This picture gives an idea of what the lucky home owner got “out of the deal.”}

Har har har! The boat is wrecked, and even if the yacht’s owners don’t want it back, the homeowner probably doesn’t want a yacht on his house because in addition to any yacht-induced damaged, that means there was also enough water to float a yacht, and that’s usually more water than one wants around their home. But hey, free boat!

I assume that if he toured a neighborhood where floodwaters had dumped a lot of dead pigs, he’d congratulate the residents all the free pork. Did the water deposit another house in your yard? New guest home!

Speaking to reporters, Trump said the owner told him his insurance company didn’t want to pay for the damage to his home

“We’re going to find out” he said “We’re going to find out the name of the insurance company.”

“I think it’s incredible what we’re seeing,” the president added. “This boat just came here.”

“They don’t know whose boat that is,” he said. “What’s the law? Maybe it becomes theirs.”

Even in the midst of trying to make a statement about helping someone affected by the storm, the tiny, meth-riddled lump of neurons stuck on the end upper end of his spinal cord can’t let go of the idea: Free Stuff!

And while he may be dumber than he is greedy, he is still able to lie about the things that really matter to him.

11:21 p.m. — During his briefing at Marine Air Station Cherry Point, President Trump asked a state official, “How is Lake Norman doing?”

Assured that it was doing fine, he replied, “I love that area. I can’t tell you why, but I love that area.”

There is a Trump National Golf Club on the shores of Lake Norman, which is near Charlotte, NC.

He probably sent someone to see if any yachts had washed up nearby.

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