The Greatest Thing Any Human Being Has Ever Accomplsihed
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Above: What was until recently the world’s most super premium achievement
The President is very upset the ghastly legislation he just signed is not getting the praise it doesn’t deserve:
Multiple people close to the WH just told me @realDonaldTrump is furious his tax bill isn’t being celebrated. Ranting & raving about how the press should be touting it as the biggest accomplishment of any president in the history of this country. What a pathetic nutjob. Sad!
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) December 20, 2017
“Great Emancipator my ass. Did he emancipate the failsons of plutocrats from taxes on their unearned income? That’s real emancipation. Yooge. Bigly. The best.”