The new White House communications director is obsessed with leaks and death. And cocks. And he’s not too fond of Reince Preibus, either.
“Who leaked that to you?” Scaramucci demanded, according to Lizza, and — when Lizza refused to name his sources — threatened to “eliminate everyone in the comms team.”
When Lizza asked Scaramucci why he was so insistent on keeping his dinner plans secret, Scaramucci said he “asked people not to leak things for a period of time,” which he called a “honeymoon period.”
“What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President’s agenda on track,” Scaramucci said.
According to Lizza, Scaramucci convinced himself that Priebus had told Lizza of the dinner plans, and then offered a “leak” of his own: “Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.”
Scaramucci appeared to blame Priebus, and imitated him to Lizza: “Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.”
He claimed Priebus was jealous of not having been invited to the dinner, and called the chief of staff “a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac.”
So much honor. And dignity for days.
Scaramucci also had some choice words for chief White House strategist Steve Bannon as well.
“I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President,” he said, claiming he was not interested in media attention for himself. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”
No word yet on whether he blames Lizza for reporting on his rant. And I do wonder if Breitbart will keep running pro-Scarmucci articles.
Update: This stupid sack of goat cocks does blame Lizza for doing his job.
I made a mistake in trusting in a reporter. It won't happen again.
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) July 28, 2017
Is it possible that tRump’s communication’s director isn’t familiar with the magic words Off the record?