Was the British foisting Piers Morgan upon the American public some sort of revenge for the American Revolution? Because this level of, if I may borrow the proper British term for it, wankery is something that you people need to keep to yourselves.
I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 21, 2017