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Pictured: Typical member of liberal elite (soy decaf latte apparently photoshopped out).
Source says John Bolton is close to being named Secretary of State, Corker still a remote possibility, Gingrich is out.
I’ll take ‘selections that would make me long for Newt Gingrich’ for $800 Alex.
Also, in a surprising development, sociologists at the University of Clueless Old White Guys Who Should Just Go Away Now have determined that more than 61 million Americans, most of whom are neither white nor affluent, actually belong to the liberal elite:
“I come from the white working class and I am deeply humiliated that the Democratic Party can’t talk to the people where I came from.”
“There needs to be a profound change in the way the Democratic Party does business,” Sanders said. “It is not good enough to have a liberal elite.”