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The children of the revolution. Now with Won’t get fooled again update.

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The DNC Attention Seeking Committee – entrants in the Most Ridiculous Use of the Black Power Fist contest – have a new and even more cunning plan to save America and the world from treasonous traitor Hillary Clinton. One more cunning than farting their way to freedom: A citizen’s arrest.

Citizen’s arrest worked so well for the right wing shoutbots that kept threatening to come here and arrest treasonous traitor Obama and the rest of the administration, so I can definitely see why DNCAC wants to give it a try. But to show they have a 12 rubber cement jar a day habit how very peaceful and lawful they are, the DNCAC asked les flics and the Secret Service to help them out.

Like, could we borrow some handcuffs?
Like, could we borrow some handcuffs?

It’s a new way to stick it to The Man. Get The Man to help you do the sticking. Or maybe it’s the sort of plan one concocts when one has a cup of cold watery grits where normal people keep their brains.

And on the topic of people who need to contract a chronic case of the shut ups, here’s Dr. Stein.

“Putting another Clinton in the White House will fan the flames of this right-wing extremism,” she said. “We have known that for a long time, ever since Nazi Germany.”

Only 352 gajillion days until the election!

Update – Never mind. Apparently Ida Know, who was probably acting on orders from  Der Hillderbiest, gained access to DNCAC’s Facebook account and posted the citizen’s arrest thing. Now the DNCAC is the real victim for the 1,500th time this week because the press believed something that sat on the group’s Facebook page for several hours.

No word yet on whether they’ll protest this fresh outrage by tying themselves to Wolf Blitzer.

The DNCAC's current position. Until the next one.
The DNCAC’s current position. Until the next one.

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