SEK’s Big Adventure, Part Whatever-It-Is-At-This-Point-I-Give-Up
By Today started weird, then got weirder:
SEK: Hello, Mr. Rooster.
ROOSTER ON SEK’S PORCH: (walks like roosters own the place)
SEK: Why are you on my porch?
ROOSTER ON SEK’S PORCH: (walks like roosters own the place)
SEK: Don’t you have someplace you belong?
ROOSTER ON SEK’S PORCH: (walks like roosters own the place)
SEK: You know there’s both a TINY OUTSIDE CAT and a SLIGHTLY LARGER OUTSIDE CAT who frequent this place?
ROOSTER ON SEK’S PORCH: (walks like roosters own the place)
SEK: You don’t understand a fucking word I’m saying, do you?
ROOSTER ON SEK’S PORCH: (walks like roosters own the place)
SEK: Get off my porch, Mr. Rooster.
ROOSTER ON SEK’S PORCH: (walks like roosters own the place)
SEK: Seriously, get off my —
ROOSTER ON SEK’S PORCH: (ENTERS EXTREME DEATH ROOSTER ATTACK MODE)
SEK: OK I WILL GO INSIDE YOU CONTINUE TO ROOSTER OUT HERE AS LONG AS YOU’D LIKE
ROOSTER ON SEK’S PORCH: (walks like roosters own the place)