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It’s on like Charles Bron-son


The recent outburst of rich-conservative-on-poor-conservative-rhetorical-violence left me rather bewuthered. Fortunately, my closest friend sent me the latest from a man who once tried to make George Dubya Bush sound like he had any business running a reel mower, much less an entire nation.

Here he uses his chops to deplore Trump and his use of violent and bigoted rhetoric to rouse the rabble (sorta, you never know who might be ISO a speech-writer) and defend the rabble for being bigots roused.

Whew, normalcy is restored.

Because organized groups of left-wing agitators intentionally come to Trump rallies to provoke his supporters.

See, you might have been thinking protesters were going to Trump rallies to express their disapproval of a man who wants to be president of the United States, which is the country where they live. But then you probably thought lunch counter sit-ins were staged to protest institutional racism.

However, S-M-R-T people like Thiessen know that these actions are carried out with the sole purpose of annoying Red, White & Bluemericans.

According to the New York Times, the protesters “fling themselves to the ground, forcing law enforcement officers — often outmanned and overwhelmed — to drag them away. They also shout and curse, making obscene gestures.” They should not be surprised when they get a reaction. Walk into a blue-collar bar and start taunting people that way, and you are likely to leave without some of your teeth.

Yeah! Woo! Now there’s a right wing waste of carbon and thumbs who knows what white blue-collar America is for! Serving as volunteer face breakers for their betters!

Who wouldn’t set foot in a “blue-collar bar” if they could find one!

Because those places are icky and the staff and regulars generally unwelcoming of strangers who come in for a little sneering, ironic beer drinking and making idiots of themselves at the pool tables!

But anyway, in the working man’s watering holes of the imaginations of people like Thiessen, only the imaginary hippies and blahs who storm in, shout ‘America, fuck no!’ and lie down on the floor are in any danger, so that’s OK.

Also, a man who wants to be president of the United States may be icky, but the left is icky too!

Yes, Trump’s call for a Muslim ban, his spewing of conspiracies theories about 9/11 and Iraq, his embrace of Russian President Vladimir Putin and Middle East dictators, and his calls for protesters to be “roughed up” are all repulsive. But for many Americans, the left’s smash-mouth tactics are repulsive as well.

Q.E.D! Thank you all. May God bless!

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