As above, so below
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Boundless thanks to commentarian Origami Isopod for sharing a story that contains – and I do not exaggerate when I say this – everything. It’s making me believe that liberals really do have the power to make Republicans hit themselves. Very hard.
In the face. Over and over. And over.
Travis County GOP officials are openly revolting
You can say that again. Oh, sorry.
against their newly elected chairman, announcing via social media their plans to remove Robert Morrow.
Why, whatever did Mr. Morrow do? Say something nice about President Obama? Suggest that the 1% have been coddled for too long? Refuse to demonize anyone browner than a manila folder?
The newly elected chair of the Republican Party in the county that includes the Texas Capitol spent most of election night tweeting about former Gov. Rick Perry’s sexual orientation and former President Bill Clinton’s penis, and insisting that members of the Bush family should be in jail.
He also found time to call Hillary Clinton an “angry bull dyke” and accuse his county vice chair of betraying the values of the Republican Party.
The trolls are coming from inside the house!
Morrow’s main complaint is with “establishment” Republicans, who he does not believe should hold elected office, he said. Last week, he tweeted that the Republican National Committee was just a “gay foam party.”
As you can imagine, other members of the Travis County GOP – which happens to be Gov. Greg “Hey!” Abbott’s local Klavern party – are D-lighted by this turn of events.
While the results were still being tallied last night, Travis County vice chair Matt Mackowiak was already saying the party would try to remove Morrow from office. … “I’m treating this as a coup and as a hostile takeover.”
Because being a Republican means anything you don’t like is a double-decker Nazi sandwich with fascism chips.
Mackowiak also described Morrow as a total disaster, an embarrassment and bewailed the damage he could do to the party.
Sound familiar?
Morrow called Mackowiak a douchebag and said he and others who oppose him
“can go fuck themselves.”
I understand Mr. Ronald T. Dump might be looking for a running mate in the near future. I think Mr. Morrow’s obnoxious southern personality would be a nice foil to Trump’s abrasive northern personality. And just imagine the bumpers stickers:
Trump/Morrow 2016 – A yooooge fuck you to America!
