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I’m glad Futrelle exists. He plums the depths of the manosphere so I don’t have to. Yesterday he found this succulent nectarine of a post at Redpill:

 

Television is all crappy reality shows and Kardashian type gossip magazine rubbish.

Every single movie has a romantic subplot forced into it, even movies “Made for men”.

ESPN spends more time on human interest pieces, Breast Cancer Awareness, and if Lamar Odom is staying with Khloe than actual sports.

Music gets more shallow, filthy(seriously, eat the booty like groceries?), and repetitive every day.

 

Today I learned that women are not billions diverse people with different wants, needs and opinions, but a gigantic amorphous blob with one tiny brain. And despite this we’re apparently running the world.

Television is all crappy reality shows and Kardashian type gossip magazine rubbish.

Today I learned that only women make and/or watch reality television.

Every single movie has a romantic subplot forced into it, even movies “Made for men”.

Today I learned that every movie in existence has a romantic subplot and this is the fault of women. Because all women–as an amorphous brain-sharing blob–can’t go two hours without a little romance.

ESPN spends more time on human interest pieces, Breast Cancer Awareness, and if Lamar Odom is staying with Khloe than actual sports.

Today I learned women control ESPN.

Music gets more shallow, filthy(seriously, eat the booty like groceries?), and repetitive every day.

Today I learned women control music. All music. All artists. And we make ’em say dirty stuff because we can’t live on romance and reality TV alone.

simply giving women exactly what they want. This is the invasion of women into male spaces these liberal minded progressives clamored for.

Today I learned that movies, sports and television are male spaces.

Women don’t care about the actual athletics behind sports. They could care less about the hardwork and dedication that goes into progress, they like the excitement and the player’s lives.

Today I learned women don’t care about sports. ESPECIALLY women athletes because they don’t exist. I am calling my mother-in-law as soon as I’m done typing this blog post to inform her that I suspected she wasn’t real all along because she loves watching football and golf. She had a good run existing, but it’s OVER NOW.

Women don’t need a “good movie”, they need a movie that makes them feel good. They need some romantic subplot that makes them feel special and hopeful and not alone.

Today I learned that an illiterate Redditor is the arbiter of what good cinema looks like.

Women don’t need good chord progression, lyrics that exalt a virtue or dig deep into the cultural zeitgiest, they just want a fun beat that makes them feel good.

Today I learned that fun beats are necessarily anathema to, erm, deepness. Today I learned that if you like one sort of music you must necessarily dislike other sorts of music. Today I learned that people are not capable of enjoying both low and highbrow entertainment. Today I learned women artists/musicians don’t exist.

I learned so much!

 

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta sign off ‘cuz I’m pretty sure this dude’s about the give a rousing speech about how Kid A is the best album of all time and chicks just don’t get it.

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