SPOOOKY SCAAARY Thursday Links ‘n’ Stuff
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- Don’t know what to be for Halloween? i09 has you covered. Unfortunately I did not see “Sexy Aborted Fetus” anywhere so, sadly, I’ll be making my own costume this year.
- Did you know that there are “legitimate” reasons to travel (if you’re a single vagina-haver)? Well, there are. And HOPPING ON HOT STRANGE AND TAKING SELFIES AIN’T TWO OF ‘EM, WHORES!
- Today I learned you can win a MacAuthor Genius Grant for tap dancing. Well, then I demand my own grant for wearing my hair in bobbed ringlets, having great gams and saying “23 Skidoo!” a lot.
- “Firearms are no longer a hobby of mine.“
- Roy Edroso’s back to work at The Village Voice, but coozledad steals some of his thunder with this comment.
- I agree with this.
- It’s that time of year again, when the leaves begin to turn…and thoughts turn to growing trees out your dress and sitting around in swamps and making nice with spiders.